LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, CUNTFLAPS! WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID MY YMCA HAD ONE OF THESE FUCKERS. KIDS LITERALLY HAD TO BE TIMED SO THEY DIDN’T TEAR EACHOTHER’S PRE-PUBESCENT DICKS OFF FIGHTING OVER THIS SHIT. FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES YOU WERE QUEEN BITCH AND EVERYONE ELSE WERE PLASTIC CHAIRLESS SCUM MOTHERDICKER, IT GOT SO UGLY THAT SOMEONE GOT BANNED FOR FIGHING OVER IT SO THEY SNUCK IN DURING RECESS AND STABBED IT TO DEATH. THEY MASSACRED AN INFLATABLE SEATING OBJECT BECAUSE THEY COULD NO LONGER SIT IN IT FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. SHITS FUCKED UP I’M FUCKED UP
People are asking me if I was the one who stabbed it to death
Keep your snoopin heads out of shit you can’t handle
today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7
and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people
this guy man
That would be *actual* Christianity for you.
Favorite Greek Myths - Icarus
Daedalus fashioned two pairs of wings out of wax and feathers for himself and his son. Daedalus tried his wings first, but before taking off from the island, warned his son not to fly too close to the sun, nor too close to the sea, but to follow his path of flight. Overcome by the giddiness that flying lent him, Icarus soared through the sky curiously, but in the process he came too close to the sun, which melted the wax. Icarus kept flapping his wings but soon realized that he had no feathers left and that he was only flapping his bare arms, and so Icarus fell into the sea. [x]
Sweater Weather - The Neighbourhood
HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVAWAY!
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Hello everyone, I will be hosting my 3rd annual giveaway. I love doing giveaways for you guys! They’re always so successful, and I love helping out in anyway I can! so I'm doing it again. This giveaway will end right before the holiday season to help out with anyone’s christmas, or just in general make someones entire year by giving them all of this stuff for free. I do not accept bribes, or pick people. The random generator I have coded will choose the winner.I will try to answer all questions that this post does not. p.s. our previous urls were snuggle and drinken.
• THE GIVEAWAY DRAWING WILL BE COMPLETELY RANDOM (THROUGH A RANDOM GENERATOR)
ONE WINNER, WINS ALL OF THE ITEMS. (ONLY 1 Winner)
1. Must be following perfectio-is-pink if not i will NOT add you to the generator!!!!!!
2. You may reblog as much as you’d like! I'm keeping track of how many times you have reblogged the giveaway.
• no likes please
• I'm shipping world wide and for free to the winner
If you have any questions just message me
• GIVEAWAY ENDS ON DECEMBER 13TH, 2013 (to allow me enough time to ship the items to the winner before the holidays)
1. Charlotte Russe pink sweater-$32
2. Nike tennis shoes-$50
3. Beats Pill-$250
4. Pink shorts-$20
5. Taylor Swift Fragance- $50
6. BCBG dress- $30
7. Pink leggings -$30
8. Charlotte Russe sweaters-$60
9. Marc Jacobs-$230
10. 3 Eos special eddition- $10
11. The thing about the truth- $20
12. Rules of summer -$16
13. Along for the ride -$16
14. Looking for Alaska -$12
15. Perks of being a wallflower $10
16. Infamous - $16
17. Juicy jewerly- $70
18. Perfume Juicy -$50
19. 10ft long cord (iphone4 4s ipod) $10
20. Tous iphone case $12
21. victoria secret iphone case $12
22. Thing one iphone case $20
23. Juicy gold iphone case $20
24. Juicy purple iphone case $16
25. Juicy orange iphone case $16
26. MAC $3,999
1DAY LEFTTTTTTT!!!!!! OMGGGGGGG!! GOOD LUCKK TO ALL!!! FOLLOW REBLOG REBLOG AND REBLOG!!!!
CHOOSING TODAY AT 12PM EAST CENTRAL TIME ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO EXITED!!!